Miss Bernadette Parsnip, Teacher of the Year,
Victim of a Fatal Commuter Accident
on Friday, November 16, 2007
R.I.P.
Bernadette Parsnip, beloved high school teacher at Middle Grounds High was hit by a bus on Central Avenue as she ran to catch it. Witnesses say the light was red, but that the victim waved to the bus driver to stop. She was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident by the mortified bus driver. The time of death was 4:15 PM, 30 minutes after the dismissal bell.
Miss Parsnip was an English teacher with a passion for Canadian literature and Dramatic Arts. She founded the Atwood-Laurence club for aspiring young writers at Middle Grounds High and was voted "Teacher of the Year" six times. She was six months away from taking an early retirement and had plans to complete her first book. She was 49 years old.
Bernadette Parsnip leaves behind her two cats, Lady Oracle and Stone Angel.
~ Miss Mo Rose
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