A Tragically Delicious Remembrance of Your Diet
which was fatally killed on October 31, 2007
R.I.LBS.
On Hallow's Eve, your diet died suddenly and happily.
After a battle with a bowl of bite-sized treats,
your diet succumbed to instant gratification
and maxed out in minutes what should have been your
caloric intake for the week.
It leaves behind less than a 1/4 of a candy bowl
for the empty-handed, 2-feet tall victims in costumes who stood in line behind your gluttony. Your diet is survived by guilt, a month-long detox and dutiful trips to the gym until a week before Christmas, when the onslaught of nibbles and drinks begins again. Family and friends, sadly, no donations are being accepted on behalf of a weight gain fund -- strict Doctor's orders.
~ Miss Mo Rose
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